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    Tuesday, February 28th, 2006
    2:44 pm
    fuckin' MIXTAPE GUY---JEZUS
     I want to make a mixed tape with a theme, don't you think that sounds like fun?

    Here are the rules:
    The theme is "Color" and "Feelings.
    I want songs that mention color but not a specific color. For example "You (Make Me) Dream in Color" by Sydney Ruin is good but "Purple Rain" by Prince is bad.

    For "Feelings" I want the emotions but please refrain for the use of the word love as it is trite. Also, no songs that contain the word "feel" or "feelings". For example "I'm Sad You're a Fag" by The Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs is good but "You Make Me Feel (Like a Natural Woman)" by Carol King is bad as it contains the word "feel" and "feel" in this case is used not as an emotion but as a physical act. Also remember this is a 60 minute mix tape so please note the song before you so that the time does not run over.

    If you suggest a song that makes the time run over I will let you know.
    Also, if your suggestion does not fit the rules EXACTLY I will let you know.
    If your song contains "color" and a "feeling" please let me know which category you would like teh song placed.
    Please rotate "color" "feeling" "color" "color" "feeling"
    Please include your address and daytime phone number with the suggestion
    Once entry per ISP address
    I'm a douchbag.

    Once the mix tape is done you will receive a bill in the mail for the cassette.
    12:28 pm
    Matisyahu
     1) If I was gonna use a stage name that requires a mnemonic device it wouldn't be a combination of Modest Mose and Yahoo Serious.

    2) I understand that reggae shows aren't speedy affairs by nature but I would have paid for the Reader's Digest version of that show. (I got in free)

    3) On one of your first 3 songs sing a couple words, I know you have to warm up your voice but do that shit backstage. Listening to you run scales while your band "Jams" "sucks"

    4) I was thinking about it. I don't like reggae, I have NO idea why I went to that show other than hype. I think that once the novelty of a Hassidic Jew rapping with a reggae band wears off in 9 minutes I won't have to remember Ma-hot-su, Mat-see-you, Modest Yahoo

    5) Thank you Sarah for being ready to go 10 minutes before I was. Reason #592 that I love you.
    Monday, February 27th, 2006
    3:18 pm
    Dear advice seekers
     When you ask the known universe for songs with the world "Horse" in the title, or a fucking tattoo artist, or a "cheap honest mechanic"

    please remember what Brick Top said:
    "If I throw a dog a bone I don't want to know if it tastes good or not"

    followed by
    "Stop me again whilst I'm walking and I'll cut your fucking jacobs off"


    Advice is free for a reason, because that's what it worth.
    If you ask me and I offer an alternative way of looking at things that might help fix your problem you can take it or not, but don't fuckin come at me with a Amazon.com review of the mechanic a friend of mine once used to get the farts removed from his drivers seat.

    That's it. I'm done.
    Tuesday, February 21st, 2006
    1:31 pm
    Yoga
     I'd always wanted to go to Yoga, because people that are into it say "I feel so good after I do yoga, and I just started" and shit like that right? and anything I can do that requires a little effort for a lot of payout MUST be good right?

    The problem is I was walking past a yoga class as it let out today and while all the chicks were hot, all the dudes were timid, twitchy eyed, douchbags. Every.Single.One.

    My mother used to say "people will judge you by the friends you keep" she should have said "if you sleep with the dogs, don't bitch when you get the fleas" but she didn't and that's her choice.

    I don't want to be judged walking out of a Yoga class and it's not like i'm worried about other people. I'm actually worried about ME judging me. I don't want to turn into a douchebag even if it makes me feel GREAT.
    Even if it's AWESOME.
    Even if there's no effort.
    I know it's fucked up, but when I walk down the street and I see someone with confidence, that person is automatically attractive, not in a sexual way but in a human way. I would to talk to that person. Conversely, when I see people with no confidence, eyes down, timid steps, hemming and hawing about crossing the fucking street I think to myself, "just another loser" It sucks, especially when all you have to do is make the decision to make decisions. I'm going to walk, that car is not going to hit me. That dude wants to mad dog me? I'll return the stare.

    Confidence is easy. Get a pair of sunglasses and a pack of cigarettes and walk like you have somewhere to go.
    It's called "Act As If"
    Kid Rock said. "If you wanna be a rock star, act like one"
    Boiler Room: "There's an important phrase that we use here, and think it's time that you all learned it. Act as if. You understand what that means? Act as if you are the fucking President of this firm. Act as if you got a 9" cock. Okay? Act as if."


    I'm not looking to get confidence from Yoga because apparently it isn't built for that. I'm NOT going because it looks like it sucks it right out of you.

    I'm not going to eat a handful of shit because I assume it tastes bad.
    I'm not going to eat a handful of shit because it's shit.

    That's it, I'm done.
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